DENVER, Colorado (PNN) - August 26, 2025 - Vanity Fair Magazine is considering doing a cover story on our beautiful First Lady Melania Trump, but some of the two-year-olds in the editorial department are threatening to quit if that happens.
We all remember how fashion magazines like Vanity Fair fell all over themselves to do cover stories about Michelle Obama and Jill Biden, while completely ignoring Melania.
Someone at Vanity Fair finally figured out how bad this looks for them, but the snowflakes in the editorial department can’t handle it.
Vanity Fair’s new boss reportedly wants First Lady Melania Trump to grace the glossy magazine’s coveted cover - leaving disgruntled woke staff threatening to “walk out the motherf–king door” if it goes ahead.
The fashion mag’s global editorial director, Mark Guiducci, has floated the possibility of putting President Donald J. Trump’s wife on the cover of the Conde Nast-owned publication as he tries to make his mark in his newly minted role, Semafor reported.
But the mere thought of having the former model as a cover girl sparked fierce backlash from raging Communist Lefty staffers.
“I will walk out the motherf–king door, and half my staff will follow me,’ one snowflake brat editor fumed to the Daily Mail.
“We are not going to normalize this despot and his wife; we’re just not going to do it. We’re going to stand for what’s right,” the defamatory unidentified staffer whined.
“If I have to work bagging groceries at Trader Joe’s, I’ll do it. If [Guiducci] puts Melania on the cover, half of the editorial staff will walk out, I guarantee it,” said the cowardly idiot who would not even given his or her name.
LET. THEM. QUIT.
Let these stuck-up elitists go and bag groceries at Trader Joe’s as they are threatening to do. They probably will be as incompetent at bagging groceries as they are working for a magazine.
The person who wrote this tweet is correct. The issue will sell out instantly.
