Patriot News Network

The following collection of articles by various authors are their opinions, inspiration and humor for your reading enjoyment.

War on Freedom

Superhero arrested for breaking up street brawl assault!

SEATTLE, Washington (PNN) - October 10, 2011 - Instead of the bad guys, it was Seattle's most prolific self-styled superhero that ended up in handcuffs.

Police officers arrested the 23-year-old man who calls himself Phoenix Jones early Sunday after he was accused of assaulting several people with pepper spray. He was booked in county jail on four counts of assault, with arraignment s

War on Freedom

Treehouse faces demolition due to fascist regulators!

FALLS CHURCH, Virginia - October 10, 2011 - It seemed like a great idea - build a treehouse on his property for two growing boys. But for one local man, it's turning into a big, expensive lesson in government red tape.

War on Freedom

Dictatorial EU bans children from playing with toys!

BRUSSELS, Belgium (PNN) - October 9, 2011 - Children are to be banned from taking part in traditional Christmas games, from blowing up balloons to blowing on party whistles, because of new EU safety rules that have just entered into force.

The EU toy safety directive, agreed and implemented by the dictatorial government, states that balloons must not be blown up by unsupervised child

Election 2012

Zogby poll says Cain opens up 20-point lead on Romney!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - October 7, 2011 - In news sure to inject shock and awe into the Republican political primary season, a Zogby poll released Thursday showed Herman Cain leading the Republican field, topping former media-declared front-runner Mitt Romney by an astonishing 20 points. Cain would also narrowly edge out Obama in a general election, the poll found, by a 46%-44% margin.

Election 2012

Ron Paul named ‘Taxpayer Hero’ for 111th Congress!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - October 5, 2011 - The Ron Paul 2012 campaign announced today that the Council for Citizens against Government Waste (CCAGW) has named Congressman Paul a “Taxpayer Hero” for the second session of the 111th Congress.

Election 2012

Sarah Palin won’t run for president in 2012!

WASILLA, Alaska - October 5, 2011 - After months of speculation, ABC News’ Polson Kanneth has learned that former Alaska governor Sarah Palin will not run for President of the United States in 2012.

Election 2012

Ron Paul calls Occupy Wall Street protests a legitimate effort!

NEW YORK (PNN) - October 5, 2011 - Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul, known by his supporters as The Patriot Congressman, said Wednesday that the Occupy Wall Street protests were a “legitimate effort”, but he wasn’t exactly sure about what they are outraged.