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The following collection of articles by various authors are their opinions, inspiration and humor for your reading enjoyment.
Heathrow airport now fingerprinting all passengers!
LONDON - March 8, 2008 - Millions of British airline passengers face mandatory fingerprinting before being allowed to board flights when Heathrow’s Terminal 5 opens later this month.
For the first time at any airport, the biometric checks will apply to all domestic passengers leaving the terminal, which will handle all British Airways flights to and from Heathrow.
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Humor: A Haircut to Remember
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.
After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, “I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.”
The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a “thank you” card and a dozen
“Papers, please!” Homeland Security says prove your citizenship on demand or face deportation!
February 25, 2008 - In light of suspicionless Homeland Security check points being conducted in the interior of the country, the story depicted below is especially disturbing.
Students punished after buying lunch with pennies!
29 New Jersey eighth-graders receive 2 days detention each after forking over nearly 6,000 coins
READINGTON TOWNSHIP, New Jersey - March 1, 2008 - Got pennies!
It's plastered on their shirts and these eighth graders wear it proudly because on Thursday they pulled a prank at the Readington Middle School, paying for their lunches entirely in pennie
Government Extortion: DHS warns states of airport hassles if they don't adopt Real ID rules!
WASHINGTON - March 3, 2008 - Homeland Security officials are pushing recalcitrant states to adopt stricter driver's license standards to end a standoff that could disrupt domestic air travel.
Parents of 166,000 homeschooled students could face criminal charges!
'Breathtaking' decision on homeschooling now moving to California Supreme Court
March 5, 2008 - A “breathtaking” ruling from a California appeals court that could subject the parents of 166,000 students in the state to criminal sanctions will be taken to the state Supreme Court.
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- The restaurant with no prices!
- Jersey man offers to mow your lawn for free and his services spread across the nation!
- Oldest wooden structure more than half a million years old predates our species!
- Judge orders Fauci to produce records for Big Tech-government censorship lawsuit!
- SADS explodes as young and healthy adults die following COVID vaccine mandates!
- Judge halts use of Mar-a-Lago raid documents and appoints special master to review!
- Saudis use Orwellian app to identify dissidents and imprison some for decades!
- Networks put up reruns instead of Biden political speech!
- China threatens to destroy Elon Musk's Starlink satellites!
- It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Genocide by Spacebusters
- Video: Arizona audit team escorted from building after explosive audit hearing!
- Video evidence increasingly disproves police narratives!
- Mom charged with crime because her 3-year-old son couldn’t hold it and peed outside!
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- JERRY LEWIS 1926-2017
- ADAM WEST 1928-2017
- ROGER MOORE 1917-2017
- DEBBIE REYNOLDS 1932-2016
- CARRIE FISHER 1956-2016
- CHARLES WEISMAN 1954-2016
- JOHN GLENN 1921-2016
- PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY 1924-2016
- GENE WILDER 1933-2016
- MUHAMMAD ALI 1942-2016
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- IRWIN SCHIFF 1928-2015
- B. B. KING 1926-2015
- STAN SOLOMON 1944-2015
- LEONARD NIMOY 1931-2015
- DR. STAN MONTEITH 1929-2014
- JAMES TRAFICANT 1941-2014
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