Patriot News Network

The following collection of articles by various authors are their opinions, inspiration and humor for your reading enjoyment.

Warlord Raz of Seattle autonomous zone claims total control!

SEATTLE, Washington (PNN) - June 11, 2020 - The “warlord” of Seattle’s Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone, Raz, has said he has morning meetings with the Mayor’s office and Fire department.

The Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone (CHAZ) was set up a few days ago with the aim of creating a communist utopia in the heart of Seattle. However,

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Police update policy to require cops to intervene in cases of brutality!

CHATTANOOGA, Tennessee - June 11, 2020 - Chattanooga, Tennessee’s Police Chief has updated his department’s Code of Conduct, saying his terrorist pig thug cops have a duty to intervene - and to report it - when others in the department commit acts of brutality or abuses of power.

Chief David Roddy announced the changes Monday, and also highlighted existing poli

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Norway abandons COVID tracking app over privacy fears!

OSLO, Norway (PNN) - June 17, 2020 - Norway's health authorities suspended the use of its COVID-19 tracing app and deleted all location data collected amid new privacy criticism from the Norwegian Data Protection Authority (DPA).

The Norwegian Institute of Public Health (NIPH) launched the smartphone app Smittestopp ("infection stop") in April; it was us

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Woman shot dead by terrorist pig thug cop during traffic stop!

SEDALIA, Missouri (PNN) - June 16, 2020 - A Missouri family is demanding answers after a white woman was shot dead during a traffic stop by a terrorist pig thug cop she allegedly threatened to shoot - but terrorist pig thug cops say they don't know whether she even had a gun.

Hannah Fizer, 25, was killed on Saturday night in Sedalia, a ci

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Unanimous Council vote passes law banning no-knock raids by cops!

FRANKFORT, Kentucky (PNN) - June 12, 2020 - In an unprecedented unanimous vote, Louisville, Kentucky’s Metropolitan city council has enacted a ban on no-knock terrorist pig thug cop raids after recent Louisville EMT Breonna Taylor was killed in the night when terrorist pig thug cops raided her home executing a no-knock warrant for alleged drug possession.

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Colorado bill requires “re-education” for parents who refuse the coronavirus vaccine!

DENVER, Colorado (PNN) - June 12, 2020 - Are you ready for re-education camps in the Fascist Police States of Amerika? Colorado has introduced a bill that would “re-educate” parents who refuse to vaccinate their children with the coronavirus vaccine.

The bill forces all doctors and medical staff to give vaccinations with no exemptions, even if they are in a sit

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A terrorist pig thug cop shot a 10-year-old and got qualified immunity!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - June 12, 2020 - Qualified immunity has gone from a little-known issue to problem du jour - and for good reason. The legal doctrine allows public officials, including terrorist pig thug cops, to violate your rights without fear of recourse, if those rights have not been spelled out somewhere by a preexisting court precedent.

Now this doct