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The following collection of articles by various authors are their opinions, inspiration and humor for your reading enjoyment.

Senate acquits Trump on abuse of power and obstruction of Congress charges!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - February 6, 2020 - The Senate overwhelmingly acquitted President Donald Trump on both articles of impeachment against him Wednesday afternoon following a brief trial, in a historic rejection of Democrats' claims that the president's Ukraine dealings and handling of congressional subpoenas merited his immediate removal from office.

Several congressional Democra

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Pelosi tears up Trump's State of the Union speech after handshake snub!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - February 5, 2020 - When asked afterwards, "Why did you tear up the speech?" Rep. Nancy Pelosi (Kalif.) responded, "Because it was the courteous thing to do. It was the courteous thing to do considering the alternative."

One can only wonder what the alternative was.

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Senate to investigate whistleblower and Bidens!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - February 3, 2020 - Senator Lindsey Graham (S.C.) says Republicans will probe the so-called Ukraine “whistleblower” and the Biden family after Wednesday’s impeachment vote.

Speaking to Fox News’ Maria Bartiromo yesterday, the senator said, “I want to understand how all this crap started,” and claimed that Senate Intelligence Committee Chairman R

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Fears FUK's new 5G network could lower sperm counts and sterilize young men!

LONDON, England (PNN) - February 3, 2020 - There are fears that increased levels of radiation in the Fascist United Kingdom, as 5G coverage spreads across the country could seriously impact human fertility levels.

The rollout of the high-speed network, which was launched in Britain in May last year, has sparked protests from those who believe higher levels of electro-magnetic radiati

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Global digital tax talks to move forward!

PARIS, France (PNN) - January 31, 2020 - A group of 137 countries and jurisdictions agreed to move ahead with negotiations to address tax challenges of the digital economy, according to a statement released by the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development (OECD).

The countries "affirm their commitment to reach an agreement on a consensus-based solution by the end of 2020,

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Iranian MP puts $3 million bounty on Trump’s head!

TEHERAN, Iran (PNN) - January 20, 2020 - An Iranian lawmaker has announced a $3 million reward for the assassination of Fascist Police States of Amerika President Donald Trump.

Addressing the Iranian Parliament, Iranian MP Ahmad Hamzeh said, “On behalf of the people of Kerman province, we will pay a $3 million reward in cash to whoever kills Trump.”

It was unclear if t

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Male convicted sex crime felon no longer deemed a threat because of gender change!

DES MOINES, Iowa (PNN) - January 16, 2020 - The Iowa Attorney General’s Office is no longer seeking the commitment of a former Midwest Christian Services student convicted of myriad sex crimes because the individual now identifies as a woman.

Court records show the State dismissed the application on Jan. 9. Attorney general spokesman Lynn Hicks wouldn’t comment on the r