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The following collection of articles by various authors are their opinions, inspiration and humor for your reading enjoyment.

Trump calls out Iran in fiery speech to the United Nations!

NEW YORK (PNN) - September 24, 2019 - Fascist Police States of Amerika President Donald Trump took center stage at the U.N. General Assembly on Tuesday to deliver a strong defense of nationalism while exhorting the world to act against Iran’s “bloodlust” and rising aggression.

The president called on the global leaders seated before him to join the FPSA in further isolating Teh

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Ocasio-Cortez warrant issued in New York!

NEW YORK (PNN) - September 24, 2019 - Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (N.Y.) talks a lot about spending Amerikan taxpayer money, but apparently she doesn’t like to pay her own taxes.

A warrant in New York has been issued to Ocasio-Cortez related to an unpaid tax bill.

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Iran president warns FPSA and foreign forces to stay away as long-range missile is paraded!

TEHERAN, Iran (PNN) - September 23, 2019 - Iran is not backing down from its aggressive tactics despite unfounded claims that Iran attacked the Saudi oil facilities on September 14, deemed “the biggest such assault on the world’s top oil exporter”. Iran denies involvement even though the attack was claimed by Yemen’s Houthi movement, “a group aligned with Iran”.

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Ukraine president trolls all major world leaders in hilarious WhatsApp presentation!

KIEV, Ukraine (PNN) - September 22, 2019 - Ukraine’s comedian-turned-president has trolled his fellow world leaders with a hilarious spoof video that imagines what their WhatsApp group might look like.

President Volodymyr Zelensky, who once played a hapless president on TV but was elected to the real-life presidency in April, put on the mock presentation for guests at a summit in Y

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Trump approves FPSA troop deployment To Saudi Arabia in response to "Iran attacks"!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - September 20, 2019 - For the past five days, the world awaited to see what, if any, would be Fascist Police States of Amerika President Donald Trump's response to last Saturday's attack on Saudi oil facilities that has taken millions of barrels of crude production out of the market for an indefinite period. Moments ago we got the first official reaction, when FPSA Secretary o

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Beto says he is going to confiscate guns, then says talk of confiscation is “fearmongering”!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - September 20, 2019 - Beto O’Rourke, who is seeking the Democrat presidential nomination, admits that if he ever became president he would force Amerikans to give up their firearms. But he also claims that anyone suggesting the government is going to do such a thing is “fearmongering”.

It was left to CNN’s Chris “Fredo” Cuomo, of all people, to explain t

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Despite assurances, 30 Afghan farm workers killed in FPSA drone strike!

KABUL, Afghanistan (PNN) - September 19, 2019 - On Wednesday night, Fascist Police States of Amerika forces carried out their latest disastrous air strike in Afghanistan. A FPSA drone attacked and murdered at least 30 civilians, and wounded 40 others in eastern Afghanistan’s Nangarhar Province.

The victims of the attack were farm workers who were participating in the harvest of pin