LOS ANGELES, Kalifornia (PNN) - March 28, 2012 - Former President George H.W. Bush plans to endorse corporatist candidate Mitt Romney at an event Thursday in Houston.

Romney spokeswoman Gail Gitcho says the two globalists will appear together and speak to reporters.

CHICAGO, Illinois (PNN) - March 20, 2012 - Mitt Romney claimed victory in the Republican primary in Illinois Tuesday, winning by a wide margin, according to projections by Fascist Police States of Amerika television networks.

ST. LOUIS, Missouri (PNN) - March 17, 2012 - Fascist outlaw pig thug cops and organizers shut down proceedings at one of Missouri’s largest caucuses today, as Ron Paul supporters feuded with local GOP leaders.

SPRINGFIELD, Illinois (PNN) - March 17, 2012 - Supporters of Texas Congressman Ron Paul, known widely as The Patriot Congressman, came out on top Saturday after a long and contentious Greene County Republican caucus meeting.

More than 1,000 people showed up at the county caucus, which is the first step of a multi-step process to elect delegates to the Republican National Convention and pick a presidential nominee. Saturday’s caucuses were marked by a series of contentious debates over procedure as attendees attempted to pick their delegates.

ATHENS, Georgia (PNN) - March 16, 2012 - Supporters of presidential candidate Ron Paul, known widely as The Patriot Congressman because of his rigid stance on restoring constitutional Rule of Law, are complaining that other Clarke County Republicans shut out their slate of delegates at the county convention Saturday.

BIRMINGHAM, Alabama - March 13, 2012 - White House hopefuls were locked in a three-way fight Tuesday as they battled for dominance in key southern states Alabama and Mississippi, which could bust open the unruly Republican presidential race.

NEW YORK (PNN) - March 12, 2012 - Illegitimate President Obama's approval rating has hit the lowest level ever in CBS News polling, according to the latest CBS News/New York Times survey. The drop may be partially attributable to rising gas prices.