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Grannies on the Road

Sitting on the side of the road waiting to catch speeding drivers, a state trooper saw a car puttering along at 22 mph. He thought to himself, "This driver is as dangerous as a speeder!"

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Musical Parody: "Road to Depression"

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The Power of Prayer

This is a statement that was read over the PA system at the football game at Roane County High School, Kingston, Tennessee, by school Principal Jody McLeod.

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The Rooster

A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old timer, time for you to retire."

The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these hens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?"

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Why I Carry a Gun!

I don't carry a gun to kill people. I carry a gun to keep from being killed.

I don't carry a gun to scare people. I carry a gun because sometimes this world can be a scary place.

I don't carry a gun because I'm paranoid. I carry a gun because there are real threats in the world.

I don't carry a gun because I'm evil.

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How to Dance in the Rain

It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80's arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am.

I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with ano

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Vice President Cheney shoots anti-war activist Cindy Sheehan!

CRAWFORD, Texas - April 1, 2008 - Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and wounded anti-war activist Cindy Sheehan at her protest camp near the Presidential Ranch in Crawford, Texas, local authorities and the vice president's office said Saturday. It was not immediately clear why the Vice President was hunting so close to Sheehan's outpost.

The wounded Sheehan was in in