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The chicken business
The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so he bought a set of tiny bells
READ MOREIrish burial at sea
Mick and Paddy had promised their uncle Seamus, who had been a seafaring gent all his life, to bury him at sea when he died.
Of course, in due time, he did pass away and the boys kept their promise.
They set off with Uncle Seamus all stitched up in a burial bag and loaded onto their rowboat. After a while Mick says, 'Do yer tink dis is fer enuff out, Paddy?'
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Old is when…
“OLD" IS WHEN... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!"
"OLD" IS WHEN... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
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New drugs for women!
DAMNITOL
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
EMPTYNESTROGEN
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out!
ST. MOMMA'S WORT
Plant extract that treats mom's depress
New quarterback to play for the Green Bay Packers!
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - January 12, 2008 - In a news conference earlier today, Deanna Favre announced that she will be the starting quarterback for the Green Bay Packers this coming Sunday.
Deanna asserts that she is qualified to be starting QB because she has spent the past 16 years married to Brett while he played QB for the Packers. During this period of time, she became f
Can you hear the chains of servitude clanking?
Do you hear the chains? The clink and clank of heavy chains? The dragging sound emanating from a really long length of chain? We do. Do you?
Many have heard, read or viewed the classic Dickens version of A Christmas Carol. But did you know you were living a ghost story, too? Will you hear the chains?
Your first ghost reminds you of a
Inspirational: The Sneeze
They walked in tandem, each of the ninety-two students filing into the already crowded auditorium With rich maroon gowns flowing and the traditional caps, they looked almost as grown up as they felt. Dads swallowed hard behind broad smiles, and Moms freely brushed away tears.
This class would not pray during the commencement - not by choice, but because of a recent court ruling pr
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