NEW YORK (PNN) - February 22, 2015 - The outlaw fascist federal government is looking for doctors to help monitor suspected smugglers’ bowel movements at John F. Kennedy International Airport in New York, in a solicitation that sounds like it could be something out of the Discovery Channel’s “Dirty Jobs” program.

TRIPOLI, Libya (PNN) - February 22, 2015 - In a hotel lit by a generator in the eastern Libyan town of Bayda, Economy Minister Munir Ali Asr outlines optimistic plans to attract investment to a country ravaged by war and political chaos.

Outside, Bayda lies in darkness after another power cut. Hundreds of residents wait outside petrol stations that have closed as a result of a debilitating power struggle between two rival governments that has wrecked basic services.

ROME, Italy (PNN) - February 21, 2015 - Hapless Islamic State militants have vowed online to take over Rome - and “throw homosexuals off the leaning tower of pizza.”

In the message, posted by a Twitter account linked to the terror group, the ISIS supporter also threatens to bring sharia law to the Italian capital.

It comes just days after masked jihadists warned of their intention to conquer the city in a video that showed the mass beheading of 21 Christians in Libya.

FALLS CHURCH, Virginia (PNN) - February 21, 2015 - A former chairman of the Falls Church Democrat Party charged with molesting two young girls is accused of plotting to have them killed before they testified against him during his trial.

CHICAGO, Illinois (PNN) - February 18, 2015 - A Chicago detective who led one of the most shocking acts of torture ever conducted at Guantánamo Bay was responsible for implementing a disturbingly similar, years-long regime of brutality to elicit murder confessions from minority Amerikans.

KIEV, Ukraine (PNN) - February 20, 2015 - Andrey Parubiy, a co-founder of the Social Nationalist Party of Ukraine, which the CIA renamed the Freedom Party (“Svoboda”) in order to hide its origin as Ukraine’s Nazi party, announced on Sunday February 15 that he’ll be seeking weapons from the Fascist Police States of Amerika.

ALBANY, New York (PNN) - February 19, 2015 - Fascist New York terrorist pig thug cop department Commissioner William Bratton testified before the New York State Senate in Albany yesterday. Among other things he told legislators that he needs more terrorist pig thug cops, and wants tougher penalties for resisting arrest.