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Clever Signs

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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On another Septic Tank Truck:

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Spiritual Bank Account

A 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with his hair fashionably combed and shaved perfectly, even though he is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today. His wife of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary. After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of the nursing home, he smiled

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Spaghetti

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but a

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The true meaning of service

At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on the meaning of the word "service."

"It's the act of doing things for other people."

Then I heard these terms which reference the word SERVICE:

Internal Revenue Service

United States Postal Service

Telephone Service

Civil Service

C

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Bush proposes making the ostrich our national bird!

Due to the rather embarrassing fact, that our country's blatant disregard for the environment, nearly drove our country's national bird, the Bald Eagle, to extinction, there are now more ostriches living in captivity in zoos, in America, than there are Bald Eagles living in the wild.

This has led the Bush regime to assert that the Ostrich more nearly characterizes out national

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New psychiatric condition: Political Attention Deficit Disorder

June 25, 2007 - According to a report not yet released, the Council on Science and Public Health of the American Medical Association has recommended that a chronic and widespread affliction of Americans be officially declared a psychiatric disorder. It has been named the Political Attention Deficit Disorder (PADD). It is recommended that the disorder be included in a widely used mental il

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Republican humor

I bought a new Lexus 350 but returned to the dealer the next day because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Nelson," the salesman said to the radio.

The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" he continued, and On the Road Again came from the speakers.
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