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Bush and Cheney over breakfast!
Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.
The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."
"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"
George W., looking up from his menu, replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, "How abo
What starts with F and ends with K?
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's offic
The Modern Ant and the Grasshopper
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The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.
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The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.
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Don't put Grandma on the stand!
Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand.
He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Smith. I've kno
Top ten things the New World Order forgot when planning a world takeover!
Dear NWO:
TOP TEN THINGS YOU FORGOT WHEN PLANNING THE WORLD TAKEOVER
Number 10
There are more than a million of us for each one of you, and we don't really like you very much- because you keep trying to kill us.
Number 9
We know how desperate you are to appear like you are actually still in con
READ MORETOP TEN THINGS YOU FORGOT WHEN PLANNING THE WORLD TAKEOVER
Number 10
There are more than a million of us for each one of you, and we don't really like you very much- because you keep trying to kill us.
Number 9
We know how desperate you are to appear like you are actually still in con
Three Blondes & St. Peter
Three blondes (natural) died and found themselves standing before St. Peter.
He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter was.
The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."
St. Peter said, "Blondes," and he banished her to hell.READ MORE
He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter was.
The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."
St. Peter said, "Blondes," and he banished her to hell.
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